i don’t know what it is or why but i am the happiest i have been in my adult life at the moment and also at my heaviest weight so if any motherfuckers try and tell me that being fat should make you miserable i can just be like nah motherfucker nah
re: the penis mold there was a case a few years back about an ice cream shop at a funfair that sold dong shaped ice cream and like they weren’t subtle about it either they were big fuckers
and apparently kids would buy thema dn walk aroiund with them and????
the owners claimed that people thought they were “bones” and would ask for the ice cream shaped bones but like… if you’re selling stuff like that maaaaaaaaaaybe enforce a policy that actual children aren’t allowed to buy it????
my face whenever i come across a post about the weather where the temperature is fahrenheit